My Loyal Readers
So just who reads the fretful porpentine and smokerblog, you ask? Per my server stats, here are some of the things people are looking for:
- "funny cow"
- "funny cow pictures"
- I just love the cover art of John Adam's Gnarly Buttons.
- "poems about pond hockey"
- I need to do more like this.
- "baseball stirrup socks"
- "fashion baseball socks"
- "baseball socks horizontal stripes"
- "stirrup socks"
- Apparently, others are just as obsessed by this phenomenon as I am.
- "how do you get a boogy in your butt"
- I have no idea, except for, you know, try listening to some P-Funk.
- "water polo women tearing suits"
- "gymnastic wedgies"
- I get a lot of hits from people looking for this kind of thing. They must end up pretty disappointed.
- "buh dum dum dum"
- Beethoven's 5th? Dragnet? Oh yeah, Cannonball.
- "what the name ben beebee mean"
- ?
- "groping tips"
- Dude, I so have no advice for you.
Comments
I bet you didn't know you knew so much.
Posted by: Kay | March 18, 2006 9:17 AM
i am one of your readers, but i'm not loyal. i found this blog via wallace-l, and the reason i am reading it is that i think someday i might adopt. so if i'm allowed any requests, i want lots of updates about how ben is adjusting and learning english and any weird unexpected issues you might confront as an adoptive parent. that is all.
ursula
p.s. he is sooo cute.
Posted by: ursula | March 19, 2006 1:29 AM
Well Ursula, yours isn't the only request for more frequent Ben updates and I plan to do my best along those lines (e.g., last night's post).
But, please note that we feel that our experience has been far from representative. First off, we think he's an exceptionally bright kid (of course we think that), but what may make our case even more unique is how well adjusted he is to living in a family setting. I'll post on that in more detail soon, I promise.
thanks for the comment!
Posted by: ken | March 19, 2006 5:08 PM
cool.
Posted by: ursula | March 20, 2006 12:42 AM