My Most Prolific Correspondent
To: Susan John <johns@[omitted]>
From: Ken Smoker <ksmoker@[omitted]
Subject: your picture in my mailbox
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:23:23 -0400
Dear Susan,
How much money do you spend on direct mail advertising?
It's all very shiny and attention-grabbing and all, and, I don't
know, you may be concerned about a tight race--I haven't ever really
heard of this Ferlicca guy, by the way, until I saw his name in your
ad associating him with Bush and Pataki, clever that--but seriously,
you might want to consider deleting my name from your FileMaker Pro
mailing list database, because if I get another piece of junk mail
from you, I'm voting for the other guy.
your concerned constituent,
-ken







Comments
My sentiments exactly!
Posted by: Aunt Erma | October 20, 2006 10:08 AM
Joe Robach seems to be our biggest junk mailer, although SJ is close behind.
Posted by: Seth | October 20, 2006 5:36 PM
Me too Ken! I am so sick of shredding all of her mailings.
Posted by: Christine | October 21, 2006 7:23 PM