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My Most Prolific Correspondent

To: Susan John <johns@[omitted]>
From: Ken Smoker <ksmoker@[omitted]
Subject: your picture in my mailbox
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:23:23 -0400

Dear Susan,

How much money do you spend on direct mail advertising?

It's all very shiny and attention-grabbing and all, and, I don't
know, you may be concerned about a tight race--I haven't ever really
heard of this Ferlicca guy, by the way, until I saw his name in your
ad associating him with Bush and Pataki, clever that--but seriously,
you might want to consider deleting my name from your FileMaker Pro
mailing list database, because if I get another piece of junk mail
from you, I'm voting for the other guy.

your concerned constituent,
-ken

Comments

My sentiments exactly!

Joe Robach seems to be our biggest junk mailer, although SJ is close behind.

Me too Ken! I am so sick of shredding all of her mailings.

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