March 24, 2007

Mastered By My Domain

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It took me a full week to realize that my ksmoker.com domain name expired and wasn't getting automatically renewed as it should have. A quick check of my webstats shows that a good chunk of my readers (or maybe my spammers) still link to this through the ksmoker.com domain name as opposed to the new fretfulporpentine.com.

Everything should be back to normal soon, which if you're reading this, means that it is.

March 17, 2006

My Loyal Readers

So just who reads the fretful porpentine and smokerblog, you ask? Per my server stats, here are some of the things people are looking for:

"funny cow"
"funny cow pictures"
I just love the cover art of John Adam's Gnarly Buttons.

"poems about pond hockey"
I need to do more like this.

"baseball stirrup socks"
"fashion baseball socks"
"baseball socks horizontal stripes"
"stirrup socks"
Apparently, others are just as obsessed by this phenomenon as I am.

"how do you get a boogy in your butt"
I have no idea, except for, you know, try listening to some P-Funk.

"water polo women tearing suits"
"gymnastic wedgies"
I get a lot of hits from people looking for this kind of thing. They must end up pretty disappointed.

"buh dum dum dum"
Beethoven's 5th? Dragnet? Oh yeah, Cannonball.

"what the name ben beebee mean"
?

"groping tips"
Dude, I so have no advice for you.

December 26, 2005

An Obvious Announcement

Welcome to the launch of the latest iteration of the smokerblog. This version has a fancy new title, sports a new look (which will no doubt quickly evolve over the next few months), and is based on a newer version of the Movable Type blogging software (3.2). The old smokerblog will continue to exist in its current form and will remain accessible to all (see also the archive link to the right there) except that the commenting will be turned off.

But so what's up with the new name? I wish there was some snappy explanation I could give, but really I just had this domain name sitting around that I decided I should use. I snagged it one day on impulse after seeing the line from Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act 1 scene 5) quoted on a reading list I belong to. I've always thought that was a pretty hilarious line when taken out of context. And. So. Here we are.