November 26, 2007

Catching Connections

Last week, I took a work-related trip to Winston-Salem, NC. The actual work portion of the trip went well and the travel was mostly hassle-free, despite traveling on Thanksgiving week. The only delays were brief, although they did necessitate some extra-brisk walking between gates in order for me to make my connecting flights both on the outbound and returning portions of the trip.

I did pick up one bit of airport bar know-how: always specify the serving size of the drink that you order. I long ago learned that airport bar prices are in the arm-and-a-leg range, and I recently learned to expect relentless up-selling (“Want to make that a double for just two dollars more?”). This time I learned that if you want one pint of beer, order one pint. A generic beer request will result in your beer arriving in the largest flagon in the barkeep's arsenal. The upside is that I was supremely relaxed for the initial leg of my return trip.

On the second leg of my return trip, I was lucky enough to sit next to a gentleman who had spent several months working in Newcastle, England. One of his co-workers had some kind of connection to Newcastle United and so, as part of his indoctrination as a fan of English Soccer, he got a chance to tour the St. James' Park club house and meet Michael Owen and Nicky Butt. So, we chatted about the EPL for most of the flight from Cincinatti to Rochester, no doubt annoying many of our fellow passengers.

October 11, 2006

The Comedic Stylings of US Airways

I just returned from a brief business trip, the last leg of which was delayed three hours by mechanical (and what appeared to be) organizational problems. Here are some random quotes from the flight crew:

Flight attendant, shouting out the open doorway: "Don't leave the bags behind!"

FA, muttering to herself: "I wonder how long we'll be sitting out here."

FA, referring to the 110 lb. baggage handler (the only one handling our flight's baggage): "I hope she doesn't hurt herself!"

Gate attendant, just prior to announcing that the flight was overweight and two passengers would have to exit: "I can't believe I'm still working this flight."

Pilot, explaining the latest delay: "The computer is not cooperating in getting us the flight information from Rochester. We will be getting that information faxed to us right now."

FA, again shouting out the open doorway: "Wait, what about the pilot?!"

FA, shouting out the open doorway once more, this time at the retreating back of a passenger who had just gotten pulled from the flight: "Do you want something to drink before you leave? Some Coke? Orange juice?"

FA, sniffing the air around the rows just in front of me: "Is there something that smells here? (sniff) I think it's right here. (sniff) Smells like Ben Gay."