August 30, 2008

Stand Down, Citizen!

Remember, nobody or their brother better be working this weekend.

April 5, 2008

It's Elementary

Kottke's embarrassed by his score, but I'm pretty pleased with myself after scoring 36 on this Periodic Table of Elements quiz even though I wasted a good 30 seconds trying to correctly spell #9.

December 13, 2007

I Remembered Where Gambia Is

Or, at least within about 500km. Here's another geography quiz, similar to the one from last year. This one purports to test your world traveler IQ.

Be careful though, you have to get within 2000km or so, which is pretty tough if you don't remember whether Perth is on the East or West coast of Australia.

My first IQ score was 112.

March 29, 2007

For My Wish List

I'll take either one: the high speed camera or the samurai sword.

February 21, 2007

Wikipedia Has an Answer For Everything

Unfortunately, '42' is not given serious consideration. (via kottke)

September 4, 2006

Todaybor Day is Labor Day

It's too late to be posting this, but if you worked today, you need to be whacked upside the head with a wooden spoon.

February 24, 2006

Marimba Ponies

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After lo these many years, here it is; finally, a version of Khachaturian's Sabre Dance that utterly fails to summon childhood memories of televised hockey and the voice of Ted Darling.

From now on, the image evoked will be that of bib-coveralls- and beret-adorned Japanese kids bouncing in unison.